Then God said, "Let there be light" and there was light. the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the waters. In the beginning when God created the heavens and the earth, I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldn’t find me. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said “Do you like what you see?” Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. Get the fuck out!” She then used the intercom to call security. “No, because you have big tits.” Her jaw dropped, and she said, “Young man, this is an important meeting. The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said “Young man, go back to the first floor now!” But the sexy woman I just couldn’t listen to as I admired her. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said “Wanna play some Among Us guys?” Do you have a… HUGE JOHNSON?! That’s funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit!” I laughed. And where is your parent? Go back to the bottom floor young man!” He was yelling at me. “Does CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?”, I asked.
One of them asked me “Hey buddy, are you lost?” I noticed that his nametag read “Hugh Johnson, CFO”. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. As I was walking down it, I found a door that was labeled “Executive Meeting Room”. I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said “Does anyone wanna play some Among Us?” However, no one else wanted to play. You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor.” He then entered the elevator and left. I asked my father, “Is this the Among Us but real?” My dad replied “No, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office.”Īs we entered the building, my dad said “Son, I have a lot of work to do today. As we were walking in, I couldn’t help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. The other day, it was “take your kid to work day” at my dad’s job. Who wants to talk to an IMPOSTER? Stupid bitch
"You just got pantsed! HAhahahah" and I did the pepe smile and ran out of the office. So I took off my pants and shoved them on my his head. "Ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding!" He wasn't smiling and he punched me but I said "You're sus! You're the imposter I saw you vent!" He was angry and he tried to punch me again but I grabbed his fist and said "Omae wa mo shinderu." He tried to punch me again he is a loser! He didn't even get my anime reference. I said "Red was the imposter! hahahah!" And I did the among us drip song. "Get it? Do you use reddit?" He was talking to management when I cut the phone cord and threw it across the office. So I said "When the phone is sus hahahahhah" and I did the Linus tech tips disappointed face. So I walked up to a coworker and said "Hey, why are you ignoring me, you're a bit sussy!" He reached for the red phone and I was reminded it looked like the Among us character. When I went into the office the next day everybody ignored me.
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